Hot flashes or “fails” sex is more common than you think. If you have not happened to you here some of them give you the keys to prevent them without regret them.
Breaking the routine in sexual matters is essential in the Decalogue of sex. However, the passion and frenzy sometimes lead to mistakes that could cost us expensive. While not life threatening, are true “fails” more than any embarrassment or shame, we have posed.
Sexual Accidents are more common than is believed, perhaps not so public because they are so few have losses. Just triumphs have showcase. Thus, investigating the sexual anecdotes of my social circle I drew up a list of 10 situations where the risk and take control diametrical distance.
Who did not fall off the bed, broke the coffee table, dropped a lamp or lost your underwear in someone else’s house? The majority of insurance. So we review the most common accidents and deliver the keys to prevent them without regret them.
Photo: A gazebo and a car may lead to sex with error.
1. Being caught in the act: One of the most common accidents that occur among couples when deciding wrongly chooses a public place to increase adrenaline and we are surprised. Difficult to disengage from a situation without at least an embarrassment or go get some sick joke. Worse if the parents’ house.
2. – Break the bed, letting go is so common that one does not measure movements or less consequence, but when passion reaches the edge of madness are the beds which suffer most. When that happens you have two options:
a) You’re still you whine and then
b) You stop and you whine like.
3. – Passion up, went down: usually passes that passion blinds us and clothes halfway plays a trick, especially when rooms are not on the same level above ground. This is where the stairs and uneven become our worst enemy.
4. – Erotic motor: In the absence of money, or borrow the car itself may be an option, but when one fails to reach a secluded place or a viewpoint, most of the time a voyeur, the owner of improvised parking or police catches you and you have to start.
5. – Romperropas: If one is excited, in a public place or have the time told, most likely do not measure your strength and momentum and starts rennet own clothes or your partner. The moment is ultra exciting, but the drama is generated “after”, just as you have to return to normal with less or without a button closure tooth pants.
6. – To you I know: usually when you walk in a hotel or simply having an affair, the worst that usually happens is that you are in the least expected place with someone and you discover in the bad places. If before you run out of passion, if later, the guilt will not leave you alone until confess.
7. – The long cloth: The most common places in the house besides the bedroom are the bathroom and kitchen. It is here where they happen most of the accidents with both turning tool and slippery surfaces, which can cause serious problems if you do not have the dexterity of a juggler.
8. – Rings and necklaces lethal: The jewelry and jewelry are often invited stone. A very bulky ring or necklace is too large can easily become entangled in any human lump, and pain or, at worst cases usually reach the blood stream.
9. – Wet Dreams: Usually accompanied with a bottle of champagne, wine or some other type of “liquid love”. Obviously when the bodies are released are the vessels which are secondary first prompting more than a water mess on the sheets.
10. – unwelcome calls: No one is free to receive a call wrong, especially in private. There is nothing more “kills passions” if the author of that phone call is the boss or the mother of one, which can shoot down any erotic scene.
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